Dear President Obama,
I know that you are very important, being the president and all, and you *are* left handed like me, so I’m a little willing to cut you some slack. But seriously, you completely ruined my one and only precious TV night that I dragged Scott out of Kmart to be back in time for. I only got ONE hour instead of two of The Biggest Loser, and as if that weren’t enough, you talked for sooooooo long that Law and Order: SVU isn’t being shown either. Is it really necessary to talk that long? Like I said, I get that you are important and all, and that lots of people want to hear what you are saying to congress, and this is a major time in our country’s history, but next time, could you please schedule one of your marathon televised addresses for NOT A TUESDAY????
Thank you,
Sarah

P.S.- DID YOU KNOW THAT…
Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is currently the highest ranked Catholic in the United States government.
WELL NOW YOU KNOW!